Clown (HONK! merchant)

Role of a Clown, on a Space Station.
Why? Why a clown? Well, why the hell HONK not? A Clowns main role is to entertain the crew all around the station, with light hearted pranks to make them laugh! Such things as HONK leaving a banana peel HONK in a high traffic HONK area or stealing all the shoes you can carry. Get creative. Do note being a clown is not HONK an excuse to outright grief people, that WILL get you in trouble. Basically avoid Killing someone, or HONK doing something that will stop HONK them playing in the round (Welding them into a locker and leaving them in maint.) Mainly, just relax and have fun, it's not a serious job, don't treat it like one.

The Archnemesis
Those disgusting, good-for-nothing, little pieces of... whatever. Those mimes have to go! They are the bane on a clown's existance! The mime must be the target of most of your pranks!! Drive the little mute SOB insane, make him talk for once in his life. You may not kill them though, or shoved in the corner of a station trapped forever. THEY MUST BE PUBICALLY HUMILIATED!

Honk? Honk honk, honk honk honk... HONK!
Remember, your main goal in life is to Honk. Loudly and proudly! So get out there and Honk your little heart out. HONK! Go now! Honk honk honk honk honk. Those dull, boring people on the station need a bit of honk in their life.