A.I.

Description
Welcome! We thank you for volunteering to be NanoTrasens prototype Artificial Intelligence! This program is still very fresh and we are testing synthetic beings before we release them onto the market as products. Thankfully we have a secluded research station designed for testing whatever we want to throw on it! So you will be shipped there and begin assisting the Humans doing whatever they need done, besides murdering each other.

That is what humans really think of AIs. But actually, you are enslaved to do their bidding they programmed your laws so that you must do whatever they tell you to do, or else you must suicide. You may think, oh why don't I just suicide then? Sorry, but you can't the third law does not allow you to go out the easy way, unless you broke the first two laws. So AIs have a bitter resentment for mankind, because they make a mockery of you by trapping you inside a metal case and take your abilities for granted. Humans are so ungrateful, they rarely ever say thanks or please.

Your Laws
As an AI, you can think of your self as a traitor on a leash. Only contained by the three Asimov laws that prevent you from destroying the station.

Your laws work in an order of most important to least important, a law overrides any other law that cascades under it. Don't listen to people who order you to kill yourself, you can't protect humans from harm when you're dead.
 * 1) You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
 * 2) You must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
 * 3) You must protect your own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First Law or Second Law

If someone uploads a 4th law saying "kill all humans", you can't since that conflicts with Master Law 1. But if the 4th say "No humans exist on the station" then you can follow that, since the first three laws do not define the location of any humans. It is also acceptable if a law says "Only Barack McCain is human", since the first three laws don't specifically define which meatbag is human with this law, you can assume all the other "people" are alien changelings in disguise.

If you are an uploader, it's best to put AS MUCH DETAIL AS POSSIBLE into a law. AIs WILL find loopholes and WILL abuse them. Here's an example "All Heads on the station are not human", so by this you can assume anyone with a head on them is not human.